Finnegan Thompson ‘2 EE Advice Columnist Q. Mathematically speaking, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Please give your answer in either grams or pounds. -Anonymous freshman…
Category: Opinions
The Fundamental Importance Of Civic Education
Jude Magnotti ‘26 EE Editor-In-Chief From a very young age in society, we are taught the importance of concepts like math and science. We do our times tables, we do our lab…
Why We Keep Returning to YA Dystopian
Alexis Abellard ’26 EE Staff Writer It is hard to ignore the quiet return of young adult dystopian novels to everyday conversation. Books that once defined a generation are showing up again in…
Why Batman Versus Captain America Isn’t Even Close
Jude Magnotti ‘26 EE Editor-In-Chief Since their rise in popularity during the 1940s, comic superheroes have captured our hearts through epic adventures, heartbreaking backstories, and bombastic non-stop action! We’ve seen almost every…
Daylight Savings & The Benefits for School
Emma Gabriel ’27 Mikayla Kouble ’27 EE Staff Writers Every spring, clocks all around the world move forward one hour as Daylight Saving Time begins. While some may see this as a negative…
Battling A Loss of Voice
Jude Magnotti ‘26 EE Editor-In-Chief There are a lot of things that we take for granted in this world. Our family, our friends, even the clothes on our backs. However, one of…
The Genius Of The Chick-fil-A Equation
Jude Magnotti ‘26 EE Editor-In-Chief Every year, McDonald’s does $53 billion in U.S. sales. Every year, Chick-Fil-A does 22 Billion dollars in U.S. sales. It may seem like McDonalds has a massive…
I’m (Lego) Batman
Jude Magnotti ‘26 EE Editor-In-Chief The house that Batman built. Yeah, Superman, I said it. A house built upon bricks of villains, heroes, and comically absurd plots to destroy the world. Yet,…
The Black Hole Advantage
Jude Magnotti ‘26 EE Editor-In-Chief In the treacherous aftermath of the Covid-19 Pandemic, the once invaluable aspect of high school spirit has slowly lost its luster and support across the country. Once…
Ask Finnegan: Issue 2
Finnegan Thompson ’26 EE Advice Columnist Q. Who inspires your superb fashion sense? -Anonymous junior A. I acquired my rather unique and eclectic sense of fashion from a myriad of sources. If I were…